Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about this cooze who's a regular pants machine. I'm talking , morning, noon, night after night: pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
How many pants is that?
A lot.
Here are your names: Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Orange and Mr. Pants
Why am I Mr. Pants?
Because you're a FAGGOT, all right?
How many pants is that?
A lot.
Here are your names: Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Orange and Mr. Pants
Why am I Mr. Pants?
Because you're a FAGGOT, all right?