A high school student was told not to wear his kilt and to put on some damn pants:

sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi

Many might see this as a just, pro-pants move, but as we all learned from Anthony Burgess' heartwarming children's novel "A Clockwork Orange," goodness must be chosen and cannot be imposed.

Pants are the same way.

So, while we pray for this young man and hope that the Good Lord turns his heart to the righteous path of pants, we must respect and support his right to go pantsless, if that is his true desire.

Pants are not pants that are not worn willingly.